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stonedest by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010
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stonerstition
We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011
stonestreet
A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.
stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008
Stupedestrian
Stupedestrian by Sarah Anderson February 19, 2007
stoneder
Really fuckin high.
Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.
Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.
stoneder by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004
Stonededness
Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...
Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness
Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness
Stonededness by jeterman1 January 23, 2010
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