stonedest

adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been

Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.

by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010

stonedest

where you are so high that stoned doesn't cover it

" I am the Stonedest person here holy shit my kids are home"

by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

stonerstition

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

stonestreet

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.

Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds

by Conners February 17, 2008

Stupedestrian

Someone who walks in front of a moving vehicle.

Sarah walked out into the road without looking, she's such a stupedestrian

by Sarah Anderson February 19, 2007

stoneder

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.

"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."

by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

Stonededness

(n)-The state of mind of being high as balls

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness

by jeterman1 January 23, 2010