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Jackin Stolly

The act of a male masturbating in a bathroom stall until ejaculation. At the point of jackulation the male points his penis onto the door handle and releases the semen onto the handle. The following person will then touch the semen when leaving the stall
Stolly:Oh,oh,oh...ahhhhhhh

'Leaves stall
Victim:'Enter stalls
Victim:Doo a Doo 'Flushes
Victim: Oh man, what is this on my hands. Dang that Jackin Stolly.
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Stolleried 

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".
(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)
Stolleried by Numpti May 9, 2013
Tony and J got caught in a stoley
stoley by EAST WARREN BOY January 4, 2009
slang for a stolen car in California
Me and the homies were cruisin in a stoly the other night, where were you at dawg??
stoly by baydestrian415to510 August 20, 2011
John: Nice Honda bro
Trevor: It's a stollo I got it today
stollo by Tab36 February 3, 2014

Stoller Middle School 

A absolute god damn hell hole where popularity is everything

A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life

A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.

A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”

A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave

A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave

... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
Did you see that girl from Stoller middle school? What a stupid whore!

I know right!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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