stodgey

Meaning cheap, of poor quality, or does not work well.

I bought this clock, but it's stodgey! The man who sold it to me said it would never break.

by moth December 1, 2003

stodge bucket

a very loose vagina full of stale cum

her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

by Adam the definer ! March 2, 2014

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

stogey

a term used for a cigerette

hey bro do you have a stogey?

by Josh 420 stoner November 1, 2005

Stodge

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

stodgy

1. somebody who has eaten too much starchy food - spuds, rice, bread, pasta etc - and therefore has become a proper fattie.
2. the best kind of food to eat at stupid o'clock.

1. "Urgh, you're looking really stodgy. I'd try starvation for a good few months if I were you."
2. "I'm starving. Dya wana eat some stodge?"

by Potato Obsessive July 30, 2005

stodge

to smoke acigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

by P Nutty May 9, 2009