stodgey 

Meaning cheap, of poor quality, or does not work well.

I bought this clock, but it's stodgey! The man who sold it to me said it would never break.

stodgey by moth December 1, 2003

stodge bucket 

a very loose vagina full of stale cum

her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

stodge bucket by Adam the definer ! March 2, 2014

stodge 

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

stodge by pyrex_fish April 17, 2006

stogey

a term used for a cigerette

hey bro do you have a stogey?

stogey by Josh 420 stoner November 1, 2005

Stodge 

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

Stodge by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

stodgy 

1. somebody who has eaten too much starchy food - spuds, rice, bread, pasta etc - and therefore has become a proper fattie.
2. the best kind of food to eat at stupid o'clock.

1. "Urgh, you're looking really stodgy. I'd try starvation for a good few months if I were you."
2. "I'm starving. Dya wana eat some stodge?"

stodgy by Potato Obsessive July 30, 2005

stodge 

to smoke acigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

stodge by P Nutty May 9, 2009