Stodge

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

by MuffDiver420 April 05, 2019

stodge

Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box."
Bloke 2: "ReddiBrek tastes like sawdust; I'm not eating that stodge."

by pyrex_fish March 11, 2006

stodging

(the act of stodging)
when a couple engage in swapping of faeces by one partner pointing their rear end into the air and using their fingers to "splay" open their arsehole, the other partner then proceeds to stand over and squeeze out a shit into their partners open ass. for pleasure

Billy really likes this girl Kat, hes trying to convince her to get into stodging,, lets hope he eats plenty of fibre

by John langham January 18, 2007

stodge

to smoke acigarette.

Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house.

by P Nutty May 10, 2009

stodge

1. A grouchy old man.
2. A party pooper

1. "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle"
2. "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!"

by Stodge 1 and Stodge 2 August 30, 2007

stodge

The dough cleaned out of the bowl at a bakery or bread-shop at the end of the day, then carefully wrapped and put in the dumpster where some economical person might retrieve it. Keeps for ages, is tasty, with sultanas, cheese, ham sometimes.

I don't have to buy stuff, I just get stodge every now and then.

by mangovega May 06, 2010

stodge

mince and mash potatoe

mince onion and potatoes that have been boiled down to sludge, carrot stewed with lots of salt, lots = stodge, carrots optonal make huge pan and eat over the course of a week

by redvynal July 17, 2003