Definitions by MuffDiver420

Chegbeg 

A cheeseburger

Derived from the slurring of words often found on a night out, when hitting the McDonald's and ordering one's self a "chegbeg".

Cashier : "Hi welcome to McDonald's"
Customer: *Slurring* "I'll have a chegbeg n chips"

Chegbeg by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019

Chips, cheese, and donner 

"Chips, cheese and Donner onit til the Morra"

A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.

It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.

Chanted by a group - "Chips, cheese, and donner onit til the morra!!"

Chips, cheese, and donner by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019

Mon the bishy 

A common chant used by members of the Bishopbriggs nationalist contingent (TBC). Literally translated to "Come on the Bishopbriggs", is a chant of pride calling for the independence of Bishopbriggs from it's local authority.

From the Scottish town of Bishopbriggs

"Mon the Bishy!!"

Mon the bishy by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019

Stodge 

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

Stodge by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

Gaffing 

The act of engaging in French kissing with a partner, or partners, used to express an excessive length of time.

Zac : How did the party go last night?

Owen : Oh it was good, I spend the whole night gaffing Katie

Gaffing by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

cleopatra facial 

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.

"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"

cleopatra facial by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018