stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

by Alloa May 10, 2010

stock douche

The guy that just happens to own every stock that ever takes off. A self-proclaimed Warren Buffet.

Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!

Rod: Yeah.

Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.

Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.

by akarod August 27, 2009

douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

by TheRealReal March 14, 2014

douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

by spdbiz February 9, 2010

Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

stuck up douchebags

May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.

"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"

by rallysport December 28, 2011

douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores

stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick

by kittylette September 8, 2007