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Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?
Rod: Yeah
Brock: Total smokeshow.
Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.
Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.
Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.
Rod: Yeah
Brock: Total smokeshow.
Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.
Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.
Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.
by akarod September 01, 2009
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Brock: Hey Rod, you see WFR up 49%?? Trading at $25!!
Rod: Yeah.
Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.
Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
Rod: Yeah.
Brock: I bought that like 3 months ago at 5 bucks... Put every dollar I had into it after I graduated Duke.
Rod: Awesome. Thanks for the tip... stock douche.
by akarod August 27, 2009
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One potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. After a lap dance the stripper's makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. Impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.
Rod: Want to hit up a strip club, maybe Flashdancers or New Century?
Brock: Can't bro.
Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.
Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.
Rod: You suck.
Brock: Can't bro.
Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.
Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.
Rod: You suck.
by akarod September 01, 2009
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Rod: That slut won't leave me alone, been all over me all night. She's on a mission to get laid.
Brock: So what's the problem?
Rod: wife on her way. Can't have a chick like that all over my nutz. Gonna talk you up now then I'm bailing.
Brock: Bounce pass. Nice.
Rod: Don't blow the lay up guy.
Brock: So what's the problem?
Rod: wife on her way. Can't have a chick like that all over my nutz. Gonna talk you up now then I'm bailing.
Brock: Bounce pass. Nice.
Rod: Don't blow the lay up guy.
by akarod November 14, 2011
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Rod: i hired a hot bartender for my party last night.
Brock: thats cool. love hot bartenders, was she a whore though?
Rod: total slut: i banged her, than still had to pay her the next morning for working the night before...
Brock: total bartendwhore...i hope u wrapped it up..
Brock: thats cool. love hot bartenders, was she a whore though?
Rod: total slut: i banged her, than still had to pay her the next morning for working the night before...
Brock: total bartendwhore...i hope u wrapped it up..
by akarod February 28, 2012
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Brock: Dude, the bartender at your party last night was hot.
But was she a whore?
Rod: Yes, a tremendous whore. She stayed over I destroyed her then I paid her in the morning.
Brock: Bartendwhore. They’re amazing.
But was she a whore?
Rod: Yes, a tremendous whore. She stayed over I destroyed her then I paid her in the morning.
Brock: Bartendwhore. They’re amazing.
by akarod February 28, 2012
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Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.
Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.
Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.
Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.
Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz
Rod: Sweet.
Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.
Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.
Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.
Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz
by akarod September 03, 2009
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