Stoached

When your so stoned your parched !
ie. super cottonmouth

Dude that was some dank ass bud, it's got me stoached like a MF !!!

by My67rsss April 27, 2021

stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

by paulatinum April 24, 2009

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

Stoiched

Something You Say To A Person After They Are -
1. Proven Wrong
2. Embarassed or Humiliated
or
3. Hurt Doing Somthing Stupid

If You Can't Get A Date For Sat You Got Stoiched..........Bad!

by Sabe 1 June 21, 2005

Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

Stouched

Stouched or sex touched is the tap, scoop or grope type of touch from a man to a woman when walking past them while the woman is unaware of the mans awesome foreplay technique. The touch will be either to the genitalia or breast area. The man is showing his intentions to mate and this technique causes many women to become aroused.

Will walked passed Natalie while she was getting undressed, he stouched her on her bottom as he walked by.

by El Torro October 8, 2014