Stotched 

Adj., to be placed and held against your will in a social stereotype or judgement, with no idea of how or why you even apply to said social group in the first place

I'm goth, but I got stotched in with the emo kids. What the...
Just because I wear Polo doesn't make me a prep. Don't stotch me in with those people.

Stotched by Steel Angel Opera February 6, 2013

stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009

stonched 

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

stonched by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Storched 

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

Storched by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

Scotched 

When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.

Pat just scotched you so so hard

Ahhh Brendan just got scotched

Scotched by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.

Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

stitched up by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

stitched lips 

having "stitched lips" means that won't tell on your affiliates for doing dirt
usually used within gangs or criminal organizations

"Stitched lip society"
"I kept em stitched lips bro"

stitched lips by misfortune December 15, 2017