After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

overtired or overworked to the point of goofiness or uselessness.