stirfry

an alternative way of saying "alright"
or what a drunk tramp used to say

shall we go out?
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"

stirfry by joanna December 4, 2004

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Stirfry

Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.

That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.

Stirfry by Joshypester January 13, 2021

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when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!

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A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.

Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.

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When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

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When u take molly and ketamine at the same time and forget how to act

Those fucken spunions kept us up all night with all their stir frying shenanigans...

*nitrous tank noises followed by giggling*

Fucking wooks man

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The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.

I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.

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