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Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.
That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.
Stirfry by Joshypester January 13, 2021

shanghai stirfry 

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!
shanghai stirfry by browneyediver January 22, 2009

Minnesota Stirfry 

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.
Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.
Minnesota Stirfry by MKM Joe March 28, 2007

California stirfry 

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
California stirfry by ChinkBob August 22, 2019

Stir Fry 

When u take molly and ketamine at the same time and forget how to act
Those fucken spunions kept us up all night with all their stir frying shenanigans...

*nitrous tank noises followed by giggling*

Fucking wooks man
Stir Fry by onperiodtluv June 6, 2021

Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.
I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.
Seattle Stir-fry by rpm04wrx December 23, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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