stintern 

A seasoned hand learning the ropes on a new job.
Pronunciation: Stin-turn.
Root: Stint (period of responsibility) + Intern (trainee).
Note: By extension, Stinternship is the training period on a new job.

Nine months into his job, our VP is still as clueless as a stintern.

stintern by Macarthur45 January 30, 2021

skintern 

An overly underdressed intern

When the skintern bent over, people started throwing singles at her.

skintern by steve gingrich August 12, 2005

Sinternet 

Really bad internet
Sin Internet
Sin-ternet
Geddit?

Man 1: Dude, an I come to your house to play CoD while i get the carpets cleaned?
Man 2: Nah mate, my place has sinternet

Sinternet by w33d lord xD October 4, 2016

skinternet 

The part of the Internet that contains pornographic websites and chatrooms that discuss x-rated topics. Could also be used to describe one's activities while surfing.

"Dude, I had some Skinternet time last night and came across a free download of that Paris Hilton video"

"Jim is tired today because he was up late into the night doing Skinternet with some chick, who was probably another guy"

"

skinternet by Gregg Gillming June 9, 2005

Shinternet 

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet

AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET

Shinternet by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017

Sinternet 

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

Sinternet by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013

skinternet 

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

skinternet by swineyvee October 19, 2006