stinkitos 

release mad farts into a bag of doritos and enjoy your stinkitos!

Dam dog I was about to gas the place but then realized Joe brought his Doritos. I upgraded them to stinkitos for him.

stinkitos by broccoliOBAMA December 26, 2013

Pocket Full of Stinkies 

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.

"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

Pocket Full of Stinkies by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.

After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.

bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

stinktoe 

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.

I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.

stinktoe by Googles November 28, 2004

Stickitothemaniosis 

brought to us by the film "School of Rock" in which Jack Black has his class/band enter a battle of the bands contest by telling a judge they have a fatal disease called "stickittothemaniosis".

eh.. I'm too lazy to think of what he said

Stickitothemaniosis by the bum in the back July 23, 2004

stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

stinkmosis 

The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.

After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.

stinkmosis by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011