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stinkitos 

release mad farts into a bag of doritos and enjoy your stinkitos!
Dam dog I was about to gas the place but then realized Joe brought his Doritos. I upgraded them to stinkitos for him.
stinkitos by broccoliOBAMA December 26, 2013
Words you can keep

Pocket Full of Stinkies 

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.
After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.
bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

stinktoe 

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
stinktoe by Googles November 28, 2004

Stickitothemaniosis 

brought to us by the film "School of Rock" in which Jack Black has his class/band enter a battle of the bands contest by telling a judge they have a fatal disease called "stickittothemaniosis".
eh.. I'm too lazy to think of what he said

stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun
"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!
stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

stinkmosis 

The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.
After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.
stinkmosis by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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