acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.
Jeez, you have acute dick.
by Kix May 03, 2004
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Nike Shox

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.
My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.
by Kix May 04, 2004
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spring break

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.
My cousin went off to spring break.
by Kix May 04, 2004
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stinkpalm

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.
Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!
by Kix May 03, 2004
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bebe's kids

The ridiculously numerous offspring of an irresponsible mother (see clownshoes who doesn't watch her children properly, allows the kids to do whatever they please, and sits around watching TV all day talking on the phone with her friends, and then DENY your allegations of bad parenting and tell you that you have no right telling her how to raise 'her' kids.

It is to be noted that Bebe's kids would not exist if she kept her skirt in the DOWNWARD more often.
Man look at that little girl, running around the restaurant... Oh my God... she broke into the plastic toy display and her mother isn't even watching her! What a Bebe's Kid!
by Kix May 04, 2004
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Skullfucker

Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.
Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.
by Kix May 04, 2004
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Adorkable

What I'll never be, despite being a dork.
Steven Page from BNL is so adorkable.
by Kix May 03, 2004
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