Definitions by Kix

christian gentleman 

1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.

Have you thought about dating him? He's such a nice Christian gentleman.

christian gentleman by Kix May 4, 2004

KFC

1. Keep Fooling Customers.
2: Kentucky Fried Crow.
3: Killing Farm Chickens.
4: Kippered Fried Chocobo.
5: Kentucky Felched Crap.
7: Keep Furries Contained.

Man, that KFC is some good eatin'.

KFC by Kix May 4, 2004

Nike Shox 

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.

My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.

Nike Shox by Kix May 4, 2004

bebe's kids 

The ridiculously numerous offspring of an irresponsible mother (see clownshoes who doesn't watch her children properly, allows the kids to do whatever they please, and sits around watching TV all day talking on the phone with her friends, and then DENY your allegations of bad parenting and tell you that you have no right telling her how to raise 'her' kids.

It is to be noted that Bebe's kids would not exist if she kept her skirt in the DOWNWARD more often.

Man look at that little girl, running around the restaurant... Oh my God... she broke into the plastic toy display and her mother isn't even watching her! What a Bebe's Kid!

bebe's kids by Kix May 4, 2004

Skullfucker 

Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.

Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.

Skullfucker by Kix May 4, 2004

SoR 

1. The abbreviation for Streets of Rage, quite possibly the best fighting game series for the Sega Genesis until Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out. Responsible for hours of enjoyment in my life.
2. How a clownshoe spells "soar".

Man, Blaze from SoR is one fly honey...

SoR by Kix May 4, 2004

spring break 

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.

My cousin went off to spring break.

spring break by Kix May 4, 2004