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Stinkets 

Combination of the words 'Stinky' & 'Tickets'. Used primarily in the technical support industry to describe some rather shit situations customers often find themselves in.

When compared to normal tickets, Stinkets often have a foul look to them. Often if you find yourself looking at them for too long, one or both of your eyes may start to twitch as your brain tries to comprehend wtf is going on.

Another way to say, tickets that nobody wants.
Oi mate, I'm not feeling it today, so I'm gonna dump these stinkets from my queue and let someone else deal with them. Sorry not sorry customers.
Stinkets by selfloathingasshole January 27, 2021
Words you can keep

Oh Stinkers 

A sarcastic remark made when someone is having a stupid problem you don't care about at all.
Person 1: "Ugh, my phone died for the 5th time today."
Person 2: "Oh stinkers for you."
Oh Stinkers by ihaterice July 10, 2015

little stinkers

Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.
ME: I'm the biggest little stinker!

Drew: Excuse me, what?
ME: I'm a large small turd!
Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.
little stinkers by GREG IS BETTER! December 10, 2018

stinkers bridge 

the bit between the ass and the genitalia, medically known as the perineum.
That whore stroked my Stinkers bridge while she rode my cock last night.
stinkers bridge by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Dr. Stinkenstein 

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)
Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.
Dr. Stinkenstein by provider44 January 17, 2010

Seventy Stinkers 

Philadelphia's 76ers especially during the 90s.
Hey I thought after they ended the lakers run the seventy stinkers had a chance to win the 2001 finals, I was way way off.
Seventy Stinkers by markexton May 25, 2009

tossing my stinkers 

colloquialism for dancing, particularly for people with bad foot odor.
I was tossing my stinkers tonight; the room smelled so bad it made some people throw up. I haven't washed'em in weeks.
tossing my stinkers by Hal Jackson February 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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