swinkerton

A robotic being meant to fufil boyfriend/fiancée needs.

Sometimes your swinkerton will run off, so you have to wrangle him, so he can do what you need.

by BooSwinky May 19, 2016

stinkertinker

Trashy unkempt weak woman who likes getting beat up by her boyfriend/husband and loves getting fisted.

"Rita got beat up by her boyfriend, and she still loves him? Man, what a stinkertinker!"

by Rosa O June 11, 2006

Stinkerton

1.) One who is extremely smelly/stinky.

2.) An ornery butthead. Aka, a stinker.

3.) A cute nickname to call your boyfriend/girlfriend. Warning: They may not find it cute.

"You're a stinkerton! You're the mayor of Stink Town!" says David to his girlfriend.

by Dorkasaurous November 1, 2010

stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.

cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.

by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019

swuckerton

Someone who gets zero bitches

Chad: How about you stop bring a swuckerton and go get some bitches?

by obamalastname January 29, 2022

Stinkertown

Like Iowa, but better

MegakidV: I just came back from Stinkertown!
Cooper: Nice! Was it a good visit?
MegakidV: Not really. At least it was better than Iowa!
Cooper: You can say that again!
MegakidV: Not really. At least it was better than Iowa!

by Coopertonium September 3, 2022

Stinkeroonie

Something that is so bad it reeks big time!

Yeesh! That last film from the Wayans Brothers was a real Stinkeroonie!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009