thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
MegakidV: I just came back from Stinkertown!
Cooper: Nice! Was it a good visit?
MegakidV: Not really. At least it was better than Iowa!
Cooper: You can say that again!
MegakidV: Not really. At least it was better than Iowa!