Topher- Dude I was gonna eat out Brittany Knapp but it was one Stinky Puss
Ryan- That's fuckin sick Topher- Yea bitch needs to douche
Ethan- Deffinatly
A female that is in possession of an unknown amount of vagina, "wearing " as little as legally possible. Who acts in a provocative manner at all times. One who refuses to ever give that sh** up.
PSP -- The end-result after a female has collected enough HPV-strains and other cock-bugs to create mass causalities in her intimate circles. Through Gods fury; Her pussy develops a permanent forest of invincible fungus-culture in her hoo ha. The fungus creates a strong soul-wrecking odor which serves as a forewarning for any righteous God-fearing man.
For those who get trapped by her allure; PTSD is more than likely. PSP is treatment-resistant; thus not mitigated by antifungal, antimicrobial or antibiotic treatment.
Extreme cases may result in radfem antics, acid-colored hair and potentially even a global pandemic.
"I dated Camilla ten years ago and her Permanent Stinky Pussy turned me into a traumatized monk." - Some guy, in a temple
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!