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String Cheese Bitch 

a person who loses their anal virginity to string cheese
i fucked that string cheese bitch's tight butthole so bad last night

String Cheese Load

When a guy's cum is so thick it squirts out of his uretha like string cheese upping the sensation of his orgasm. A string cheese load often remains in the uretha forcing the male to have to urinate to clear his pipes.
Dude, I shot a String Cheese Load in Vivian's pussy last night. That shit was so thick and greasey, I bet it is still nesting in her labia flaps today.
String Cheese Load by beebers76 December 20, 2008

string cheese incident 

A folk/rock "jam band" that provides decent studio recordings and amazing improvisation on stage. SCI has a lot of influence from roots music, like bluegrass, folk, country, and acoustic blues. With an acoustic guitar, a mandolin, a bass guitar, a drummer/percussionist, and keyboards, The Cheese deliver an eclectic blend of instruments and musical styles, and from this produce amazing live shows called "Incidents."

Deep lyrics in the songs, big dreadlocks on the grass.
Well the rhythm of the road holds the questions to the answers on our minds.

string cheese incident 

none of these guys know what SCI is. SCI is a jamband that plays rock, bluegrass, trance,blues,funk,psychedelic,jazz,and folk. Some good songs to listen to are Pirates, Rivertrance, Water, Restless Wind, Mouna Bowa, Texas, Born On the Wrong Planet, Eye Know Why, Latinissmo, !Bam!,etc. Well thats it the Cheeze is just plain amazing oh yeah they play some great covers too like Chameleon, I Know You Rider, Panama Red, Naive Melody. These guys jam.
Man I love going to see the String Cheese Incident, no matter what its a good time.
string cheese incident by ianb18 December 25, 2005

string cheese 

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW
string cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011

Kentucky String Cheese 

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.
Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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