stimond 

A really weird thing to call the gap between the ocean and the land. So basically a synonym for the shore.

"I called Erin the other day to see if she'd meet me at the stimond and she thought it was a restaurant, lol."

stimond by StifledMichael October 23, 2022

SimonDMC 

1. Slang for a amphibian
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "lazy fuck" SimonDMC is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called a lazy fuck.
4. Something or someone who uploads yearly.

1. Stranger: Have you heard of SimonDMC?

You: Do we know eachother?

2.Stranger: Hes such a SimonDMC, I hate him!

You: lmao same

3.Stranger: Have you seen such a SimonDMC?

You: Hes just dickballing around all day!

4.Stranger: Ayo bro fr on god no cap simondmc uploaded

You: fr no cap hell naw on god on god?

SimonDMC by SimonEnthusiast January 30, 2022

Simond 

To have to listen to a seemingly endless and pointless story of misery about a buddys girl, often making the buddy look like a spineless pussy or someone who doesn't wear the Pants. Byached, seconded, bitch_dogged, Slutted, SCAM

My buddies so Simond, he worked all day and's watching the kid while his gurl got out to get crunked. What a Batch!

Simond by Cold_Plays January 9, 2008

Stimoid

Stimoid

An individual who either freaks, geeks, flakes, or other wise blows it during a crucial situation.

Dude, some chicks were coming over but Jeff got too wasted and is blowing ham chunks all over the carpet. What a freakin Stimoid. Get him outta here before my parents come home

Stimoid by Comus March 7, 2021

joe simonds 

A trash can that is alive and kills peoples feelings

Man I hate that guy, he is definitely Joe Simonds.

joe simonds by Kyle Santoriello April 6, 2017

simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

simondo by anonuk August 3, 2007

stimon 

a.)anything that is totally cool or awesome or both
b.)a wicked awesome drug
c.)a file name of a Windows icon

a.)anything
b.)Yo lets go do some stimon!
c.)I found stimon on my computer.

stimon by Totally Cool and Awesome Guy November 10, 2003