Simond

To have to listen to a seemingly endless and pointless story of misery about a buddys girl, often making the buddy look like a spineless pussy or someone who doesn't wear the Pants. Byached, seconded, bitch_dogged, Slutted, SCAM
My buddies so Simond, he worked all day and's watching the kid while his gurl got out to get crunked. What a Batch!
by Cold_Plays January 09, 2008
mugGet the Simondmug.

joe simonds

A trash can that is alive and kills peoples feelings
Man I hate that guy, he is definitely Joe Simonds.
by Kyle Santoriello April 06, 2017
mugGet the joe simondsmug.