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Name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses butt.Is prone to spreading office gossip. usually these people "bat for the other side" and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.
Dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you
simondo by thetruthisoutthere August 4, 2007

Paul Simonon

Extremely underrated bassist for the legendary British punk band, The Clash.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.

Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
Everyone remembers Joe Strummer, and most remember Mick Jones, but why don't so many remember Paul Simonon?
Paul Simonon by Lame Liberal October 21, 2005

simindokht 

Simindokht is a beautiful Iranian name
Those whose name is Simin have a heart and soul. kind and good and life with these people makes you happier.
simindokht means a girl who is like white and brilliant silver and Beautiful girl for example simindokht Forouhar is the most beautiful girl in the world
simindokht by ARMAN Nouri August 18, 2018

Natalya Simonova 

1. The Bond girl in the James Bond film Goldeneye (1995) played by Izabella Scorupco

2. Any character who irritatingly gets in the way of your fire in a First-Person Shooter, who needs constant protection and help from you.
In Half-Life 2, in the chapter Anticitizen One, Alyx Vance was being such a Natalya Simonova.

SimonDMC 

1. Slang for a amphibian
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "lazy fuck" SimonDMC is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called a lazy fuck.
4. Something or someone who uploads yearly.
1. Stranger: Have you heard of SimonDMC?

You: Do we know eachother?

2.Stranger: Hes such a SimonDMC, I hate him!

You: lmao same

3.Stranger: Have you seen such a SimonDMC?

You: Hes just dickballing around all day!

4.Stranger: Ayo bro fr on god no cap simondmc uploaded

You: fr no cap hell naw on god on god?
SimonDMC by SimonEnthusiast January 30, 2022
A recroom play that is famous and should check out
I love simononrr so much I made a fan page
simononrr by Totallynotsimon April 19, 2022
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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