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A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.
he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
simondo by anonuk August 3, 2007
Words you can keep
Name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses butt.Is prone to spreading office gossip. usually these people "bat for the other side" and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.
Dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you
simondo by thetruthisoutthere August 4, 2007

Paul Simonon

Extremely underrated bassist for the legendary British punk band, The Clash.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.

Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
Everyone remembers Joe Strummer, and most remember Mick Jones, but why don't so many remember Paul Simonon?
Paul Simonon by Lame Liberal October 21, 2005

simindokht 

Simindokht is a beautiful Iranian name
Those whose name is Simin have a heart and soul. kind and good and life with these people makes you happier.
simindokht means a girl who is like white and brilliant silver and Beautiful girl for example simindokht Forouhar is the most beautiful girl in the world
simindokht by ARMAN Nouri August 18, 2018

Natalya Simonova 

1. The Bond girl in the James Bond film Goldeneye (1995) played by Izabella Scorupco

2. Any character who irritatingly gets in the way of your fire in a First-Person Shooter, who needs constant protection and help from you.
In Half-Life 2, in the chapter Anticitizen One, Alyx Vance was being such a Natalya Simonova.

SimonDMC 

1. Slang for a amphibian
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "lazy fuck" SimonDMC is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called a lazy fuck.
4. Something or someone who uploads yearly.
1. Stranger: Have you heard of SimonDMC?

You: Do we know eachother?

2.Stranger: Hes such a SimonDMC, I hate him!

You: lmao same

3.Stranger: Have you seen such a SimonDMC?

You: Hes just dickballing around all day!

4.Stranger: Ayo bro fr on god no cap simondmc uploaded

You: fr no cap hell naw on god on god?
SimonDMC by SimonEnthusiast January 30, 2022
A recroom play that is famous and should check out
I love simononrr so much I made a fan page
simononrr by Totallynotsimon April 19, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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