stick bag

When your scrotum sticks to your leg.

I got a narr case of stick bag

by tontis August 25, 2009

Slut Bag McFuck Stick

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.

person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.

by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

stink bag

STINK BAG The act of having sex with multiple stank whores or having sex with your sheep in the barn. Thus creating a mighty stench on the old nut bag.

Holy G's Rastus done got himself a terrific case of the stink bag again. Must have been down at the farm...OHH YAH!

by Digger October 2, 2006

Stink Bag

A diaper filled with poop.

Mia's been wearing that stink bag all over the house.

by dadaevan April 6, 2007

The Sick-bag

The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.

Oh dude, I got blitzed at theta chi last night and totally gave that bitch the sick-bag!

by Chuggo May 16, 2009

Stink-Bag

A stinkbag is a fairly unknown variation of the popular "Tea-Bag". Standing over a downed opponent you drop your pants and attempt to stamp your man-purse on the victim's forehead. At the same time you release a cloud of noxious gas otherwise known as a beefer. Congrats, you have successfully completed a stink-bag.

Travis tripped and hit his head on the sidewalk. Kevin stepped forward and skillfully applied a Stink-bag to travis' face. The waft of butt roses in the air and the sight of kevins brain bag caused travis to spew lima beans on the sidewalk.

by Narcoleptic Ninja (Bud) December 9, 2008