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Slut Bag McFuck Stick
The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?
Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....
Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!
Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.
Everyone: me too!!!!!!
person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.
person 4: well ill take one for the team.....
Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....
Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!
Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.
Everyone: me too!!!!!!
person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.
person 4: well ill take one for the team.....
Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
Slut Bag McFuck Stick by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010
empty carrots-bag on a stick
Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
empty carrots-bag on a stick by QuacksO December 8, 2018
The Sick-bag
The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.
The Sick-bag by Chuggo May 16, 2009
Stink-Bag
A stinkbag is a fairly unknown variation of the popular "Tea-Bag". Standing over a downed opponent you drop your pants and attempt to stamp your man-purse on the victim's forehead. At the same time you release a cloud of noxious gas otherwise known as a beefer. Congrats, you have successfully completed a stink-bag.
Travis tripped and hit his head on the sidewalk. Kevin stepped forward and skillfully applied a Stink-bag to travis' face. The waft of butt roses in the air and the sight of kevins brain bag caused travis to spew lima beans on the sidewalk.
Stink-Bag by Narcoleptic Ninja (Bud) December 9, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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