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Steve dave

The most badass crusher operator in the land. Know for his huge dick and large production output. Steve Dave's can be found in the wild but very rarely. Steve Dave's also can get a girl wet with just the pronunciation of his name.
GUY:STEVE DAVE really kicks ass !

GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!

GUY: Steve dave ?

GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.
Steve dave by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021
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dave and steve 

The dynamic duo of douchebags. They both suck and everyone hates them. They can't get laid for their lives. If you are caught seen with them you are question about your sexuality.
Dave and Steve are total tools and everyone knows it. They can't live without each other.
An obscure character from the series of films directed by Kevin Smith. These films are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Go get 'em, Stevedave!
Stevedave by General Blumpkin February 24, 2004
a person who talks completely in snapple facts and doesn't know anything about physics.
One time, I went to the Gap and fell into this floppy pussy" Stevedave
Stevedave by Maryhastheboobs September 29, 2010
A cocky, pretentious male characterized by his affinity for popped collars, poor taste in music and overall frat brother demeanor. Stevedave's tend to gravitate towards douchebags, hambones, meatheads, chotches, brosefs and bros*.
(*As pertains to none blood relatives)
Matt was a stevedave when he wore his pink polo to see Dave Matthew's and O.A.R.
stevedave by cloud31 October 1, 2008
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