Michael's StepDad 

In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD

Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.

Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?

Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is

Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!

Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here

Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!

From Brewstew - little sister

Michael's StepDad by AceForgor April 17, 2022

stepdad steve 

the greatest mother fucker alive. stepdad steve is a great friend and you can always count on him. he is a yeeyeer and hes really funny and if you know a step dad steve you're a lucky gal. micropenis.

stepdad steve is a badass mofo! YEEYEE

stepdad steve by stepdadsteve January 20, 2018

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

Man, I have stepdad issues with the media. Why does my mom love it so much ugh.

stepdad issues by coleendagx2 August 6, 2015

stepdad 

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."

stepdad by jpg3 August 11, 2010

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.

Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.

stepdad issues by yahweh August 7, 2015

Stepdad 

A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole

Friend : Hey bro how you doing

Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit

Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out

Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste

Friend : What about this weekend

Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded

Stepdad by Randomgaykid January 23, 2019