Stepdad

A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole

Friend : Hey bro how you doing

Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit

Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out

Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste

Friend : What about this weekend

Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded

by Randomgaykid January 24, 2019

Stepdad

A guy who's married to his wife, beats her step-kids and sleeps with other women. Thinks he can do anything he wants. Has a dependency for alcohol and gets very nasty when drunk.

Male 1: Did you hear about the loud noises coming from that house over the road last night?

Male 2: No I didn't. Why, has something happened?

Male 1: Well, I heard Susan's husband went bat-shit crazy and threatened to kill everyone, I mean you could the hear the dogs barking too. It lasted for ages.

Male 2: What a crazy way to live! I wouldn't like for him to be my stepdad.

Male 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Hope Susan's two sons are okay.

by elbenjo90 February 22, 2019

Stepdad

A piece of shit who thinks that because he is married to your mom you should be his personal slave. The stepdad also uses whatever chance he can get to loudly talk about how badly raised you are. Side effects of being a stepdad include treating your own children better than your stepchild while still expecting more out of them and just as much respect.

Wow why does that girl look so uncomfortable in her own home? Ohhhh I think she has a stepdad.

by Cheryl white May 23, 2020

Stepdad

Motherfucker, someone who fucks your mother.

Man that guy is a typical stepdad

by fredfucks January 02, 2012

Stepdad

Stepdad: a REAL man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

Person: Is that your dad?
You: no he's my stepdad.
Person: oh that stinks
You: no, I love him, he's an amazing man.
Person: cool!

by Mads101 June 17, 2015

Stepdad

A guy who came in a kids life to care for them and love them like they are his own. He is the type of guy you wish was your dad in the first place. He will forever you live you. He will protect you from everything and will take his life so you can keep yours.

I call you dad because really your just that great of a Stepdad.

by cutest step daughter ever June 14, 2017

Stepdad

A man whom is supposed to care about his wife's children and also his wife and love them unconditionally

Stepdad ~ you want to go to the park and play some catch ?

Son/daughter ~ sure, lets go play some ball!

by Anyonomus August 17, 2017