stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

stemwinder

Function: noun
Date: 1875
1 : a stem-winding watch
2 from the superiority of the stem-winding watch over the older key-wound watch : one that is first-rate of its kind; especially : a stirring speech

I dont have to worry about losing my watch key because my stem winder has one built in.

by John Y September 19, 2003

stemwinder

When a woman is giving a deepthroat blowjob and winds her tongue around the shaft of your penis.

Julie gave me a bitchin' stemwinder the other noght

by Jason Freeman September 16, 2003

stemwinder

Head with a twist.

by Kizzle September 4, 2003

stemwinder

archaic slang for cack

you like to eat the stemwinder, boy?

by johnnymcjohnjohn September 14, 2003