stemwinder

Function: noun
Date: 1875
1 : a stem-winding watch
2 from the superiority of the stem-winding watch over the older key-wound watch : one that is first-rate of its kind; especially : a stirring speech

I dont have to worry about losing my watch key because my stem winder has one built in.

stemwinder by John Y September 19, 2003

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stemwinder

When a woman is giving a deepthroat blowjob and winds her tongue around the shaft of your penis.

Julie gave me a bitchin' stemwinder the other noght

stemwinder by Jason Freeman September 16, 2003

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stemwinder • Sherwinder

stemwinder

Head with a twist.

stemwinder by Kizzle September 4, 2003

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stemwinder

archaic slang for cack

you like to eat the stemwinder, boy?

stemwinder by johnnymcjohnjohn September 14, 2003

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Sherwinder

Sherwin is an Inder and he loves rice and cows.

Sherwinderinderinderin

Sherwinder by Inderkinder November 20, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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