by kizzle January 29, 2005
A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.
A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.
by Kizzle August 21, 2004
by kizzle August 16, 2004
by Kizzle September 04, 2003
The group of 5 gay men that star in Bravo's hit show, "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy;" Carson Kressley, Kyan Douglas, Ted Allen, Jai Rodriguez, and Thom Filicia.
by kizzle April 23, 2005