The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.
“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi