(var. Stellaquent)
Characteristic of language and verbal discourse to be overheard around kebab houses on friday and saturday nights in the UK. The particular wit and delivery of this verbal interchange - often slurred - largely due to copious imbibing of Stella Artois Belgian Lager.
Hayley: 'Yeah Darren I do fancy a shag since you put it so stelloquently'
A Stelloquent sentenceexample: "Yooussssh gonnnnaaaaa getssshhh youuzzz heeddzz kkiickked innnn'
A genuinely kind guy who is absolutely kind and handsome. he loves to make dad jokes and smells good. He is better than your mom at cleaning and doing chores, he will make a good husband one day. All the girls turn around to look at him when he walks down the street. He is a good best friend to any guy with a big dick and he will remain loyal. He may be naive, but he is a very very good boy.