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Stellock

a mix of words - stella and cock.

It refers to a penis that is both long and wide in girth, similar to a 568ml can of Stella Artois AKA wifebeater
mummy - ooh shitting hell that is a stellock and a half
oakham - too right. i've never been shy in a public shower
by Oakham X-terminatock November 13, 2009
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Stelmocked

An exorbitant rent increase due to provincial government inactivity. Named for Alberta premier Ed Stelmach.
Oh man, I got stelmocked for another 300 bucks a month!
by Richard Sixto August 12, 2007
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