Stegging 

The state of being on the verge of smelling after going many days without a shower

*smells armpit* "woo I'm definitely stegging"

Stegging by Pillsberry doughboy December 29, 2016

stegging 

A reference sketchy men that won't leave women alone; also known to be used as a synonym for creepy or creeping.

Wow, that guy has been trying to get up on me all night. He's totally stegging right now.

stegging by The Real Word June 20, 2014

joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009

Stagging 

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

Stagging by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Shegging 

(Britishism) Shiny leggings; typically worn by young girls or women trying to look like young girls.

Shauna was delighted to find a new pair of sheggings among her birthday gifts.

Shegging by BombCog February 4, 2010

Smegging 

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

Smegging by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

shegging 

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

shegging by Some mate1 October 22, 2017