Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009

Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

Stagging by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Shegging

(Britishism) Shiny leggings; typically worn by young girls or women trying to look like young girls.

Shauna was delighted to find a new pair of sheggings among her birthday gifts.

Shegging by BombCog February 4, 2010

Smegging

Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.

As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!

Smegging by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015

shegging

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

shegging by Some mate1 October 22, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026