steffening
steffening by Akaros March 2, 2015
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Steffeling
"Where did Bob go? He said he was going to feed the dog and would be right back."
"He's probably Steffeling."
"He's probably Steffeling."
Steffeling by SimaShi May 29, 2013
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steffening • steafening • Steffeling • Stuffering • Stephening • Stevening • Seffering • Steening • Steffing • matt steffanina
Stuffering
Stuffering by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009
Stevening
Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.
"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."
"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".
"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".
Stevening by Thrumumummer November 12, 2010
Stephening
Stephening by iDisturbed January 17, 2009
Steening
1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.
2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.
2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.
Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout
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