Stevening 

Getting into a big cross pompous cantankerous redfaced steaming huffy tantrum so that anything happening is suddenly part of a big world conspiracy to offend or inconvenience the Stevener.

"...AND WHY IS THIS COFFEE GOING COLD AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY STANDING THERE LIKE THAT AND WHERE IS MY OTHER TIARA AND THIS IS *NOT* CHOPIN..."

"I wouldn't go in there, Chris - he's Stevening".

Stevening by Thrumumummer November 12, 2010

Stevening

The art of derailing a conversation by pretending not to understand even the simplest, most obvious point being made. A classic stevening move involves fixating on a trivial detail, asking needlessly literal questions, or acting confused until the original topic is abandoned altogether. The result is a conversation that becomes stalled, sterile, and impossible to move forward.

Origin (alleged): According to legend, the term comes from a man named Steven, said to represent the archetypal normie whose conversational superpower was turning any interesting discussion into a dead end. While Steven himself may or may not have existed, the behavior certainly does.

“Stop stevening me. You know exactly what I mean.” , “ I wasn’t being unclear, he was just stevening the conversation into oblivion.”

Stevening by bibiche July 13, 2026

the stevening 

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.

Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.

the stevening by Flapper007 June 21, 2021

Steezing 

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

Steezing by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020

Scheveningen 

Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.

The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.

Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"

American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?

Dutch Boy: Hahaha

American Girl: What did I say?

Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.

Scheveningen by leighja May 27, 2009

stevenmcguire

Of or relating to a truck in which a poop hot dog is present, and or summer eve douches.

Look at that stevenmcguire over there, it looks like there is some derekewing in it.

stevenmcguire by john stamos's nuts February 22, 2010

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Holder by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019