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Shit Steam 

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne
Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland
Shit Steam by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

watch shit steam 

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Steamy Shit 

When your shit is hot as fuck.

steamy shit sabotage 

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.
The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

shit-steak 

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult
1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak
shit-steak by The reeferman October 7, 2006

Shit-steak 

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.
"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."
Shit-steak by Fordtuff June 25, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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