steam shit 

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

steam shit by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Shit Steam 

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

Shit Steam by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

watch shit steam 

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

watch shit steam by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Steamy Shit 

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

Steamy Shit by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

steamy shit sabotage 

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

steamy shit sabotage by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

shit-steak 

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult

1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak

shit-steak by The reeferman October 7, 2006

Shit-steak 

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

Shit-steak by Fordtuff June 25, 2018