steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Shit Steam

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne

Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland

by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

steamy shit sabotage

A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.

The man gave the woman a steamy shit sabotage.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

shit-steak

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult

1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak

by The reeferman October 7, 2006

Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018