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shit-steak 

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult
1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak
shit-steak by The reeferman October 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Shit-steak 

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.
"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."
Shit-steak by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

Hammered Shit Steak 

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.
I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

Shit box sneaker car

A high mileage, moderately damaged vehicle with an Ace of Bass cd stuck in the cd player.
Yesterday, Sheryl pulled up in my driveway in her shit box sneaker car blasting Ace of Bass.

sneaka shit

Having to drop duece inconspicuously while attending a crowded event or place
Joe: Hey man, what happened to you? One minute you where here, the next you were gone?
Tom: Man I had the bubble guts. I dipped out to go drop the Cosby's off at the pool!
Joe: Damn, that was one hell of a sneaka shit!
sneaka shit by ET3 January 2, 2008

sneak that shit 

When one is moving very quite to a specified point to pwn whomever the target is.
Guy1: Yo B, sneak that shit en pwn that asshole.
B: Roger that
sneak that shit by Demonstar* July 27, 2007

shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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