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stay out the way 

Not trying be in drama or bullshit.

Paying attention to your own motion/business instead of others.
“Man, I be trynna stay out the way. Ion got time for bs”
stay out the way by 00Baby March 21, 2023

stay out of the weeds

Don't say too much unnecessary things.
Stay out of the weeds. Frankly, people don't care about the years, the names, the dates. All those details you're struggling to come up with in your mind - they don't care.

stay out of jail 

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.
stay out of jail by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

stay out of my kitchen 

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm Pansexual
Guy 2: Stay out of my Kitchen

stay out of jail 

A kickass Motorhead song from the CD "We Are Motorhead" (2000)

A good plan, if you want to preserve your anal virginity
I decided to stay out of jail, because I'm 17 and weigh 97 lbs.
stay out of jail by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Stay out late drinking

Drinking in pubs and clubs late into the night and into the morning.
Cosmo: "Hey Matt we should Stay out late drinking."
Matt: "Can't do that any more bro, I have to go home and look after my baby"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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