statical 

an adjective which describes a person who cannot do many things but is very good at doing the few things they can

wow, you are so statical

statical by Card houses December 21, 2021

Stanical 

(adj): Used to refer to all of the countries of the former U.S.S.R. that end in "stan" (like: Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, etc.)
(etymology): created from a typo of the improper word "satanical" while writing an essay for school

You know, all of those Stanical countries!

Stanical by Jujubeanie February 19, 2008

Statialism

The belief that one state is superior than another

-"You have a strong belief in statialism, Kendall. You think that California is the best state in the U.S."

Statialism by TonyRobledoIsHOTT June 24, 2009

spatical 

Being of ninja like reflexes.
so fast, it breaks the speed of radical and spatial movement

did you see him playing tetris, he moved so spatical I couldn't keep up.

spatical by nikko roflio July 18, 2009

swatical

Adjective: sweet + radical

Swatical man!

swatical by Cheseydoeshavealastname August 23, 2009

Staticautophilia 

The characteristic of being sexually attracted to being stuck in traffic

My homie moved down to LA because he has a bad case of staticautophilia and the 101 gets him going every time.

Staticautophilia by Eljacko December 22, 2018

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

Statial Awareness by Dracor July 25, 2011