Statham 

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.

Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

or

The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.

Statham by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009

statham 

When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe

dude, dark night was statham!

statham by lmfaobro March 30, 2010

statham 

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.

"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"

statham by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013

statham 

something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.

European sports, jason statham, a zombie from a leather bar

statham by imachong January 4, 2011

Jason Statham 

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

Jason Statham by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

dylan statham and william hadaddin 

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

dylan statham and william hadaddin by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

pulling a kieron statham 

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

pulling a kieron statham by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019