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statham 

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.

"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"

statham by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013