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Stathamed

To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.
A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.
by Johnny Kaos April 16, 2009
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Stathamesque

When you do something completely bad-ass it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. Comes from the name Jason Statham a British action movie star who's as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.
Guy #1: Dude! Jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad-ass I lost control of my bowels.

Guy #2: Yea it was one Stathamesque style move wasn't It?
by BINDSOR January 21, 2011
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Jason Statham

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018
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dylan statham and william hadaddin

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.
Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”
by languehadaddin November 27, 2020
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stathamrection

An erection acquired through watching multiple Jason Statham films.
Hey look! He's about to rent both Transporter movies and Crank 2. That's going to give him a massive stathamrection.
by StathamHater November 6, 2009
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Statham

Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.

or

The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
by Seth Tomahawk January 15, 2009
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statham

When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe
dude, dark night was statham!
by lmfaobro March 30, 2010
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