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State-side Hotness Rating 

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

Statesider 

Somebody from the United States. Derived from the term 'stateside' which means 'in the US'.
In Caracas we met up with a couple of Statesiders.
Statesider by zloiq July 20, 2011
In the United States. If used by an American, the term generally sounds affected, designed to imply that the speaker/writer is a world traveler or an expatriate.
"It feels so weird being stateside again", sighed the student returning from her junior year abroad.
stateside by jaqua May 6, 2006
Refers to the United States side of the border.
I'm headed stateside this weekend so I can get my ass SHOT!
stateside by GeeBee November 5, 2003

stateside kill 

A term coined by military veterans, used in conjunction with the delivery of a "sick burn" or excellent insult. What some people would refer to as "shots fired."
"...and that's why you're still fat."

(Spectator laughter)
"STATESIDE KILL!"
(High fives for entourage)

the skateside

The best skateboarding school ever! Usually a family friendly place to bring your kids to skate. You will find a wide range of skill levels of skaters from just starting to advanced. It’s also open to adults.
Kids to parent: Mom, there’s nothing to do in the house.
Mom: Let’s go to THE SKATESIDE.
the skateside by I said the truth November 23, 2021