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stashed ensign 

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.
>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns
stashed ensign by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010
when something is hidden from view of everyone else appart from the people in the gang ect.
usually in a bust ect.
jack: sik m8 i just stashed some booze for when we go camping
bill: sik m8, i bought some fireworks aswell, lets stash them so the dibble don't find them
stashed by siked November 25, 2007
To witness pure swag, coolness, awesomeness, and/or amazingness.
He got stazzed when Snoop Dogg walked into the room.
Stazzed by deeagent July 1, 2011
to put somthing away and then use it later.
like stash but to stash somthing in past tense
jack: i stashed some booze for when we go out camping
bill: sik one m8 dats pretty ill lol dat booze got well stashed
stashed by siked November 26, 2007

stashed some yams 

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.
Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

stashed the yams 

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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