When you watch someone from afar but you don't really talk to them, date them or they even really know you. But you basically think someone is physically attractive.
"I think I might have a crush on Tina" - Alex
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.