The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.
The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'
Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less thana minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.
A variation on banter, Stanter or Sexual-Tension Banter.
Usually witnessed between two friends, stanter is a term used to describe interactions that imply some form of sexual tension. You shout 'STANTER' whenever the sexual tension appears, it helps if they don't understand, even if they do it creates an even more entertaining awkward atmosphere.