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Is a beautiful caring girl. She works hard and loves hard. She puts love first. She is a great friend and a great sister. She makes your life better,
Stanzer ordered wine from the bar
by Jadex85 November 22, 2021
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Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.
I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!
by megagem June 15, 2010
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Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.
I got a stander on the ottoman last night.
by ElPachanga May 13, 2013
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By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.
Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.
by CBystander October 14, 2011
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L'stanberg

The cooler version of whatever the fuck that one thing was called on dreams stupid SMP. Home to trollers and amogus alike.
Troller 1: "ayo is l'stanberg spamming amogus again?"
Troller 2:"ye"
Troller 1:"sick one, ill join in"
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 3, 2021
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bag stander

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.
The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room
by maibock April 8, 2007
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STANTER

A variation on banter, Stanter or Sexual-Tension Banter.

Usually witnessed between two friends, stanter is a term used to describe interactions that imply some form of sexual tension. You shout 'STANTER' whenever the sexual tension appears, it helps if they don't understand, even if they do it creates an even more entertaining awkward atmosphere.
Friend 1: "Hey, they're playfighting again...."
Friend 2: "....... STANTERRRRR!"
by Laxlad37 December 2, 2010
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