stanber

A person who, for whatever insane and nonsensical reason, supports Amber Heard no matter what she does. Usually because she has dirt on them though, as a possible reason for the support.

She's such a Stanber, but only because Amber has pictures her husband doesn't know about.

by Team Britney November 12, 2022

Jack Stauber

an underrated YouTube musical artist who makes content that can be compared to your brain on drugs

jack stauber is best boi

by subscribe to pewdiepie, kids February 1, 2019

Jack stauber

Jack Stauber is THE MOST underrated artist out there, who deserves to be known by the universe
He lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and he’s known for his AMAZING vhs style videos and his ICONIC beard

Person 1: Do u prefer Jack Stauber’s Tea Errors or Dead Weight?

by i hate me September 8, 2019

Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.

Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?

by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

Stannerz

The term Stannerz is used to describe the process of ejaculating in an unusually premature time of under one minute during the act of sexual intercourse.

The term Stannerz can also be used as a time scale for other day to day activities, where one Stannerz is equal to, or less than one minute. A five minute task could be described as taking '5 Stannerz'

Whilst a relatively new term, the term Stannerz is spreading fast.

I hear when they had sex he came in less than a minute?!
Yeah, he did her in a Stannerz!

by megagem June 15, 2010

scrotum stabber

a vicious weapon used to destroy ones scrotum

get the gause hes been attacked by a scrotum stabber

by pewdieboi69420 February 27, 2019