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Standard Andy 

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.
A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****
Standard Andy by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020
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staniate 

To secrete milk or any other object from one's breasts intentionally by solely applying internal pressure without any external stimulation
Staniation is only possible by women.
She staniated sticky orange juice all over my face!
staniate by TFGOT January 31, 2021

Shanmanigans 

Appropriate only when describing acts by 98KUPD radio personality Shannon Hernandez (AKA ShanMan)

1. questionable act: something that is deceitful, underhanded, or otherwise questionable ( usually used in the plural )

2. trick or prank: a playful trick, mischievous prank, or other display of high spirits
Myths, legends, and folktales are replete with accounts of duplicity and underhanded Shanmanigans of divine personalities.

Let the Halloween Shanmanigans begin.
Shanmanigans by MistressBratty October 29, 2010

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi
That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

Stanatic 

"Stanatic" is a term applied to fans of Canadian-American actress Stana Katic who currently stars on ABC's hit drama "Castle". The term combines Stana's name with the word 'fanatic', and means just that: a Stana Katic Fanatic. It was coined by 'BostonScientist' and distributed by 'Lilmac' in response to "Browncoats"--Nathan Fillion's fans--in order to help identify Stana Katic fans who are abreast of her interviews; television, film, and stage projects; participation in charitable events; and other artistic endeavours.
The Browncoats can have Nathan Fillion, I'm a Stanatic.
Stanatic by BeckettTheGreat March 24, 2010

Double Standard 

When a situation is desirable for one group but deplorable for another.
Double Standard. A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group or person but violently opposes the same actions from another.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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