stank muffin 

a muffin thats really rank

you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!

stank muffin by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Stink muffin 

A nickname for someone who is close to your heart or just someone you love that has similar features of a muffin. Warm, sweet, a blessing to have, enjoyable, makes you happy..

I can't wait to see my Stink muffin

Stink muffin by ThePosion May 26, 2016

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

bigfoot spank muffin by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009

Skank Muffin

To be a slut but a cute slut.

Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin

Skank Muffin by Surcharge May 10, 2009

Bigfoot Spank Muffin

The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.

Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.

Bigfoot Spank Muffin by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

Skank Muffin by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

stink muffin 

an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.

Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.

stink muffin by dickmeister October 14, 2007