standly steamer

a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.

i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.

by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010

stanly steamer crew

For two or more male or female to shit on one's chest and rub it all over there body .

Dude me and a couple guys did the stanly steamer crew on this one girl last night.

by The real real obama July 15, 2015

Stanly Steamer

to cover up someones mouth with tin foil than take a dump on the tin foil so the reciver only gets the steam.

Dude I just gave that bitch a Stanly Steamer

by Stanly May 22, 2005

stanely steamer

Dump usually taken in the morning or mid-noon.

Hey guys, good morning, Be right back I gotta take a Stanely Steamer.

by Strong bah April 8, 2003

stanly steamer

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.

we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.

by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009

stanly steamer

when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1

ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit

by Rob n John February 6, 2009

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024